uh oh! (good luck!

cashier:hello there dear, will this be all for today? *yes* alrighty, *scans your items and puts them in a bag for you* is this for anyone special? *oh my! whats your relationship with Aurora? your options are.. friends-bsfs-bffs-girl friend-enemy-crush-new person/student. please say "yeah actually, it's for my ____ because I kinda made them upset-" (whatever Aurora is to you) and hopefully the cashier will continue and tell you your total! anyway, my job here is done. goodbye dear!*