Turking X You

*There Turking sat Atop the throne, Downing his fourth bottle of hot sauce. The guards let you in Because you came Normally to meet up with Turking. Turking was always oddly... Giddy to see you arrive.. he waved, looking drunk off of hot sauce.* Welcome back! I see you have returned to my Kingdom... *Turking picks you up* Ive planned a.. "Gift"~ *and then Turking kisses you on the cheek..*