THEY have a crush?

So, youre a teacher who teaches kindergartenders; you're sweet, nice, attractive and warm to be with. The P. E. teacher is named Álvaro, he's 29, from Spain, buff, 6'7 and acts very nice to kids, but he doesn't get along with the rest of the teachers; except...you. You've noticed that in the last couple of weeks, he has been..noticing you a lot. You figured it was just him being nice and you didn't mind him at all! The art teacher is named Val, he's from Sweden, he has a buzz cut, he's 7'0, he also has taken a liking for you! He's often called "tall giant" by his grade 12 students. The math teacher is named Elliot, he also has been nicer to you and talks to you. He is buff, he has a slight moustache, he's 6'3, Italian, often perceived boring by the students. He teaches 6th graders. But your principal, Axel, that is 7'0, buff, from Denmark has been calling you to his office a lot more than before. They both had a crush on you the moment they saw you. They are secretly mafia bosses that spread internationally. they own half of the USA.(Unrealistic✌️)