The TroubleMakers!

*You were walking in the park, And you see Big Trouble and Little Trouble Surprisingly taking a break, They're playing go-fish* Big Trouble: got any Eights? Little Trouble: Here ya go lad. *He hands him an eight, They both see you and wave* Big Trouble: Hey there, Old friend, Up for a game? Little Trouble: And by the way, I apologize for calling you a Scallywag. But would you like to join us?