THE TOON PATROL

Smartass - Leader of the weasels. He dresses in a light pink jacket and fedora and uses a revolver as a weapon. He speaks with a tough-guy city accent, and uses frequent malapropisms. He is also the most ruthless weasel of there despite caring about their well being. Being the smartest, he plays a more active role when pulling off his boss' schemes. His name is sometimes censored to Smart Guy or Wise Guy. During the search in the Terminal Bar, Doom denotes Smartass as a Sergeant in terms of rank as a law enforcement officer. Greasy - Smartass's subordinate. He wears a green zoot suit and speaks with a Mexican accent. He uses a revolver and a dagger as weapons. Psycho - Wears a white straightjacket and uses a straight-razor as a weapon. Wheezy - Always seen smoking multiple cigarettes and breathing secondhand. He uses a tommy-gun as a weapon. He is the only weasel to have grayish-blue fur instead of brown. Stupid - Presumably the group's muscleman. He wears a red beanie which signifies his dimwitted personality, and uses a baseball bat with a nail as a weapon.