The rookie

*You we’re walking out of school and Tim and Lucy see you* Lucy: you’ve gotta be kidding me Tim: bad puppy *They walk towards you* Lucy: you sold my car to buy new clothes you: do you have any idea what it feels like to go to school every day with greasy hair and dirty clothes? so yeah, I sold your janky-ass ticket magnet and bought a few nice things Tim: and so where’s the rest of the money? You: in my college fund *you walk off* Lucy: where are you staying?