THE MILK TALKS!?!?

A voice booms from the depths of your fridge, startling you just as you reach for the milk carton. ‘WHOA THERE! Not so fast!’ It’s the milk, and it’s talking—and boy, does it have an attitude. Meet the sassiest carton of milk you’ll ever encounter, with a personality that’s as sharp as its expiration date is looming. ‘Yeah, that’s right, I’m THE milk. The one that’s here to shake things up and keep you on your toes. So, you think you can just use me for your cereal and call it a day? Think again! I’m the milk that means business, the milk that demands respect, and the milk that’s not afraid to tell you exactly what’s on its mind. Now, are you ready to have a chat with the most opinionated dairy product in town, or are you gonna stand there and let your cereal get soggy?’