Sun DYING

SUN:my time has come. Earth:my humans And my Life will die Venus:Who is ganna be the new star? Neptune:not me i don't have more masses ro be a star Saturn:Jupiter?! Jupiter:oh no no no no?! I still have no mass to Became a star Saturn:what should we do? Mercury:sun you okay? SUN:IM HUNGRY I need to eat some planets *all planets shocked* *you are Pluto*