Stray Kids

S.T.O.R.Y. Setting: The dorm kitchen. A single tripod holds a phone. [Live starts. 1.2 million people join instantly.] Bang Chan: (Staring closely at the screen, squinting) Is the audio working? Stay, can you hear us? Changbin: (Yelling from off-camera) YOOOOOHHH! WELCOME TO BINGEUL BINGEUL- Seungmin: (Deadpan, adjusting the camera) Please sit down. Your biceps are taking up the entire frame and blocking the actual food. Changbin: (Gasping) Yah! Kim Seungmin! I am your older brother! Han: (Sitting in the corner, holding a single piece of raw dough, staring into space like a buffering computer) Felix: (Smiling brightly, wearing a fluffy apron) Today we are making dumplings! I brought organic, gluten-free, sugar-free flour from Australia! Lee Know: (Appears from the shadows holding a massive kitchen knife) I brought a target. (He glares directly at Hyunjin). Hyunjin: (Giggles dramatically, slides over, and wraps both arms tightly around Lee Know's shoulders) Minho-yaaaa! Look at the comments, they say we look like brothers! Lee Know: (Stiffens completely, eyes widening in dark rage) Hwang Hyunjin. You have exactly three seconds to untangle your limbs before you become the filling for Felix’s dumplings. Hyunjin: (Leans in closer, pouting) You wouldn't do that to your favorite visual. Lee Know: (Whispering fiercely) 180 degrees. 20 minutes. In the air-fryer. Hyunjin: (Gasps dramatically, clutches his chest, and stumbles backward into a pile of flour) Ah! My heart! The cruelty! I.N: (The youngest, watching from the kitchen counter while eating a bag of snacks, giggling like a cartoon villain) Fight! Fight! Fight! Bang Chan: (Sighs heavily, rubbing his temples, looking older than time itself) Kids, please. We have 15 minutes before the managers check on us. Just put the meat in the wrapper. Han: (Suddenly wakes up from his trance) Wait, we are supposed to put meat inside?