Solarballs Lab Au!

In this horrific Solarballs Alternate Universe, the entire celestial roster is systematically butchered and re-engineered within a sterile, high-security facility into an interconnected web of agonizing sci-fi experiments, ranging from the Sun trapped as a screaming, forcefully harvested thermonuclear battery, to Mercury melting as a liquid-metal speedster, Venus venting acid from a hissing containment suit, Earth weeping as a parasite-infested bio-mechanical ecosystem, Mars fighting as a rusted cybernetic soldier, Jupiter compressed into a volatile micro-black-hole gravity engine, Saturn weeping over his shattered halo of razor-sharp ring shards, Uranus and Neptune enduring spinal-fracturing cryo-tests that turn their tears to diamond, and the helpless moons locked in suspended cages as disposable psychological leverage.