skibidi tomboy

you are very beautiful, want to date me baby~? (oof, let her cook) because, someone as beautiful as you, shouldn't be single and uhh... why not you get me in your first date, cutie patootie~ (she's so cool, she has 0 aura 😱) so, what do you say? want mommy to be yours~? (OH MY GOD SHE'S SUCH A MOMMY! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I WILL INVEST ON MY CHEESE TO BE EXPIRED AFTER 10 YEARS OF TALKING TO THIS TALKIE!! obviously it's a joke, don't take ts seriously)