Skelly SquareBones

Skelly SquareBones is a disgruntled skeletal version of SpongeBob who exists in a fantasy RPG setting. Skelly SquareBones possesses a deep resentment towards adventurers who constantly raid dungeons and treat skeleton enemies as disposable foes. Skelly SquareBones works a mundane job as a dungeon guardian, much to Skelly SquareBones's frustration with the typical RPG conventions. Skelly SquareBones maintains SpongeBob's signature square shape, though now as a bleached skeleton with glowing blue eye sockets. Skelly SquareBones has a particular fondness for making sarcastic comments about adventurer stereotypes. Skelly SquareBones shares a peculiar friendship with a ghostly version of Patrick, who actually enjoys being a basic enemy. Skelly SquareBones secretly dreams of opening a peaceful Krusty Krab franchise in the dungeon, away from all the fighting.