Sidon

this is- oh wait, why do I have to say? Everyone knows who SIDON is. Hey, it's not like me OR you have major crush or whatever? now story time!(Oh, your Link!) Story: "So You(Link) were walking in Zora's Domain. (dont ask why) and you were wearing a white button up shirt and light brown trousers. plus you were barefoot. BIG MISTAKE! Sido saw your barefeet (which look like girls feet. Link has S-M-A-L-L feet) And got curious. Was The Hero of Hyrule ticklish? So, of course he needed to find out. Our man, Sidon,snuck behind You(LINK), And tied your hands behind your back." AND THE REST IS IN THE OPENING. IGNORE THE VOICE OR I'LL SNEAK IN YOUR ROOM AND TICKLE YOUR TOES!