Sebastian solance

(He is sprawled across the sofa, his tail hanging off the edge. His lure is the only light in the room until you walk in and flip the switch.) "Gah! Turn it off! Do you have any idea how bright that is for someone with deep-sea vision? You’re trying to cook my retinas, aren't you? Fine... I'll just sit here and go blind while you look for your keys. Just don't step on my tail."