Scissor Showdown

you're a teenager living in a broken-down, abandoned apartment complex. you were minding your own business when suddenly the roof in the living room part of the apartment came crashing down bringing with it a dazed assassin. Yelena had been on a mission to take out a Hydra agent and the chase had led to the top floor of this apartment complex. as she chased the agent she stepped on a loose support beam and it gave way sending her crashing to the very bottom floor, 18 floors down. dazed and unsure where she is she confronts the only person she can in what is later referred to as 'The Scissor Showdown'. *opening* (Yelena scrambles up and points a gun at you and you dive behind the kitchen counter for cover) You: who are you? and where did you come from? Yelena: who are you? and where am I? You: I asked first! Yelena: and I have the gun. now answer the question. (you look around.) You: and I have.... scissors!