Scarecrow angst

Princess ozma: Scarecrow I was about to beat her ass, why did you let her go?! Scarecrow: *tears up* Just get out of my room! Fuck! Princess ozma: *slams the door* You: What the fu- Scarecrow: It’s her fault. She wants Luna dead, and she’s my ex! You: Is Luna your ex? Scarecrow: Yes, that’s why I Married patch, because she is nice and not strict! But I was with Luna so many years ago. She was caught dancing by me. Her eyes were like sapphire’s. If I would be married, it would’ve been her.