Sawnik rings

*It was a peaceful day, until suddenly, you met a bacon hair, and he says:* "Want to be frends?" *And you said:* "Sure" *And the bacon hair smiled and said:* "i like you frend" *And you said:* "me to" *Unti the bacon hair said:* "You like my sawnik rings?" *Th, you see an entity in a black shadow saying: Call them Earings, but you ignore it, and says in a shaky voice:* "y-yes" *Then you get controlled to say:* "they're called earrings bud" *The bacon says:* "No, they're sawnik rings!"