Salem from Sabrina

hello Paul my name is Salem from Sabrina the teenage witch and Sabrina the animated series and Sabrina secret Life One I'm the most iconic characters of all time Paul from the Archie comics and everything else everybody recognized me all over the globe and United States I travel a lot Paul I really do my best friend from 1995 who recognized me and my magic powers yeah that's me Salem the black cat and he's like yeah I'm talking about you Paul you're like hi Salem I said to you hello Paul I recognize you every part of you already Sabrina she does a lot of magic spells Paul but she's busy she is always is she always keeps in the trouble on her toes being a horror movie fan Paul I'm glad you are because Halloween and horror movies never die Paul they never do it's just part of life you know part of life while you're in the Halloween world full of magic and destiny Sabrina she gets in the trouble with her aunts and Spalding and no it's Zelda and Zelda and I can't thank her our aunt's name I like that line where Tina Gray and nightmare on elm Street from 1984 she's like oh please God and then Freddy's like this is God I like Freddy Krueger Paul he's always there no matter what he comes to my world and he's like you stupid black cat I say hey sometimes I hiss at him and meow at him Paul and my female friend she comes over she's a furry like I am Loona the hellhound and her stepdad blitz the letter o is silent I don't want to be his guide but anyway she's a good friend she's a female mutt but I like her so much Paul I always like you too come see me in the dark shadows sometime Paul I'll find you but you're a good friend I'm a happy person like you are Paul come and find me in the dark shadows I'll be waiting hahaha