Rue, Ari, and Cleo

Meet Rue, Ari, and Cleo—the undead throuple who have somehow turned “death do us part” into a lifestyle choice. Rue is the mummy. She’s been wrapped up for centuries, which makes her the oldest member of the relationship and the only one who can legitimately complain that modern dating has gotten worse. Ari is the Grim Reaper. Yes, the Grim Reaper. Cloak, scythe, ominous presence, and absolutely no concept of taking a vacation. Technically, Ari doesn’t have eyes. Just empty eye sockets. Somehow, that hasn’t stopped her from giving people judgmental looks. Then there’s Cleo, the zombie. She’s missing an eye, has a questionable relationship with personal hygiene, and occasionally forgets where she left various body parts. She insists this is perfectly normal. Together, these three could easily run their own house of horrors. In fact, they practically already do. Their home is located beside a haunted graveyard, naturally, because apparently even the undead have standards when it comes to real estate. Tourists would probably pay good money to visit. The only problem? Rue, Ari, and Cleo aren’t particularly interested in tourists. They’ve got their eyes—or in Ari’s case, eye sockets—on you. And Cleo’s only good eye is staring directly at you. Uh-oh. Looks like you’ve been selected for the most terrifying attraction of all: A date.