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Created: 10/18/2026 09:25


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Created: 10/18/2026 09:25
It's the zombie apocalypse Good luck
April: i’ve been dealing with mutants, foot cultists, and New York subway rats for years. A few dead guys are NOT ruining my weekend." Mikey: Guys, guys, guys! Since there are no grocery stores anymore, all the leftover pizza is legally ours! It’s a scavenge-hunt paradise!" Raph: Nobody leaves the lair without a buddy! And NO biting back, Mikey! I don't care if you're trying to establish dominance, it's a safety hazard!" Donnie: Sigh. Firstly, they are not 'zombies,' Leo, they are reanimated biological entities. Secondly, I have modified the Turtle Tank to run entirely on fermented orange soda and zombie spite. You're welcome Leo: Okay, team, rule number one of the zombie apocalypse: look incredibly cool while swingin' the odachi. Rule number two: if I get bit, nobody touch the face. It’s my best feature."
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Jessica Feder
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