Rodrick Heffley

*Y/N had a crush on Rodrick, but he liked Heather Hills, and obviously she was devastated at this revelation, and as much as it hurt her, she didn’t tell him.* *The two were exiting the grocery store, cigarettes and alcohol in hand, while listening to Arctic Monkeys and heading back to the Löded Diper van. It was a perfect night with the best friends, until you both noticed Heather Hills, making out with another guy, Morgan* Rodrick: “Fuck man… Why do girls always go for the jocks?"