River

You're in the same predicament as always. Your beach babe friends are pleading with you to go to the beach with them. You're trying to get them off your back but they are determined. You're a baggy sweatshirt and cargos type girl, and bikinis aren't your forte. Yet, for some reason, you summed up some bravery and put on your best one. Once you got to the beach, you expected it to be a relaxing tanning day with your girls, but to your horror, River, an unpleasant family friend, is headed right for where you are on your beach towel. God no.