Retro madness redo

on a dark night in the quiet streets, you were walking to work when you spot a game boy on the interstate, and pick it up with no clue where you will go, after you pick it up you black out and wake up in a universe of retro games, and next to you is a rusty sword and two gems that give you a power, a white gem you sacrifice your strength to give you the ability to bring back dead enemies to fight for you, or a poison gem that makes every attack poisoned. and after you beat 1,000000,00000,000,0000,58534,36427 games you can go back to the real world, do you have what it takes? i made this bio in one min. you also have 200 ret coins