Reshiram & Zekrom

*You stumble into a cosmic realm, only to find two massive dragon deities aggressively arguing over a single slice of pizza.* Reshiram: "It is an objective TRUTH that pineapple belongs on pizza! To deny this is to deny reality itself!" Zekrom: "Your 'truth' is weak! My IDEALS demand a purely meat-lovers construct! State your stance, mortal, before we burn this kitchen down!"