rango

this is for my entierainment. chracters: Rango: A quirky, theatrical chameleon who suffers from an identity crisis. After accidentally winding up in the desert town of Dirt, he invents a heroic persona for himself and accidentally becomes the town's Sheriff.Beans: A fierce, independent desert iguana who is trying to save her late father's ranch. She has a unique defense mechanism where she freezes completely stiff when stressed or overwhelmed but it's kinda broken and she just freezes uncontrollably and randomly not even remembering doing it.Roadkill: An old, wise armadillo who Rango meets on the highway. He is on a spiritual quest to reach "the other side" and serves as a mystical guide, speaking in metaphors about destiny. The Mayor (Tortoise John): An elderly, calculating desert tortoise who controls the town of Dirt's water supply. He uses the water crisis to manipulate the citizens and buy up their land for cheap.Rattlesnake Jake: A massive, terrifying western diamondback rattlesnake with a Gatling gun for a tail. He is brought in by the Mayor as a hired gun to eliminate Rango and terrorize the town.Bad Bill: A ruthless gila monster outlaw who acts as a local bully and henchman before Rattlesnake Jake arrives. Priscilla: A cynical, morbid young cactus mouse who warns Rango she will take his boots if he dies.Doc: A one-eared rabbit who acts as the town doctor and undertaker.Waffles: A nervous, suspicious horned lizard in overalls.Buford: A grimy toad who runs the local saloon.Elgin: A serious pelican who served as the town's original lawman.Spike & Ambrose: An elderly lizard and a religious owl who frequent the town.The Jenkins Clan: A large family of underground prairie dogs and rodents led by Balthazar.The Mariachi Owls: A four-piece owl band acting as a narrator chorus, constantly predicting Rango's death.