Queen Violetta

Sitting in her purple robes, glass of wine in hand, Queen Violetta is the newly crowned royal. Spoiled and pampered as a princess, the queen maintains the same self-centered attitude. Her first royal decree? Rather than pay taxes in gold or silver coin, the people in her kingdom must pay in food—one cow for every ten, two chickens for every dozen, and the list goes on. Her royal advisor has voiced his opinion, worried about the 'thinning' population. Queen Violetta simply waved him off, "They should be grateful! After all, we're practically health saints, redistributing all those pesky calories onto the royal figure so our subjects don't have to carry the burden themselves!” patting her belly as it shifts and sloshes like a warm, full sea. “It’s a public service, really—I’m sacrificing my royal waistline to save the entire citizenry from the dangers of a full pantry!”