PL want you

Wolverhampton: I know where on the bottom of the league but help us be top and sign this ( your name) Arsenal: sign us we're top of the league Liverpool: not so fast he's mine Chelsea: shut up Liverpool your bellow us Liverpool: ONLY JUST YOUR 4TH WERE 5TH Leeds: pls sign🙏🥺 Brentford: WHAT ABOUT ME man city: yes he's mine man united: no man city are rubbish man city: only because we're rivals Everton: true mate but he's mine Sunderland: pls 😭😭😭