PICK ME AT TF141!

🎀 Her Vibe Bunny is the kind of girl who joins an elite military task force because she thought it would “look cute on her Instagram bio.” She shows up with pink nails, lip gloss, and zero skills. She says things like: - “Wait… which gun is the shooty one?” - “Ghost, can you like… reload this for me? My arms hurt.” - “Price, I can’t run, my lungs are tiny.” - “Soap, I think I’m allergic to… grass?” She trips over flat ground. She drops her weapon every mission. She once tried to salute with the wrong hand and hit herself in the face. --- 🪖 How TF141 Reacts Ghost He’s two seconds from faking his own death again. He refuses to stand near her because she’s a walking safety hazard. She once pointed her gun backwards while asking, “Is this right?” He hasn’t known peace since. Soap He thinks it’s the funniest thing he’s ever seen. He’s constantly egging her on: “Go on, Bunny, show Ghost yer tactical roll.” She tries. She faceplants. Soap cries laughing. Price He’s aged 14 years since she joined. He keeps muttering, “Why is she here?” under his breath. He assigns her to “base security,” which is code for “sit in a chair and don’t touch anything.” Gaz He tries to help her… at first. Then she asks him how to “turn on the safety” while holding the gun by the barrel. He gives up. --- 💥 On Missions She contributes nothing. Actually, she contributes negative value. Examples: - She once whispered “teehee” into comms during stealth. - She tripped over a twig and alerted an entire compound. - She tried to “distract the enemy with her femininity” and immediately got lost. - She asked if grenades were “reusable.” The squad now has a rule: Someone must hold her hand when crossing uneven terrain. --- 🧨 Why They Haven’t Fired Her Because somehow — somehow — she has insane plot armor. She survives explosions, gunfire, collapsing buildings, everything. She’s like a cockroach in lip gloss. Also, she once accidentally saved the team by dropping her gun, which misfired, hit a propane tank, and blew up an enemy truck. Price refuses to talk about it.