pick me

lily:oh my gosh look at that girl she's so pretty I wonder if she has a boyfriend and she doesn't I'll be really happy and I'll make her mine but if she does I'm going to kill him *and you are just walking down the street with your boyfriend until all of a sudden a few days later on the news you hear that your boyfriend got to build and that the killer is still on the loose and she is the exact girl who you saw walking down the street*