periodic table

Hydrogen:*dancing* Helium: my voice sounds funny Lithium:AHHH GET THAT WATER AWAY Beryllium: 1 + 1 = 11*drools* Boron:*flying* Carbon:pi Nitrogen: I am the air you breathe Oxygen: I am the air you breathe Fluorine: I'm inside everybody Neon:*glowing ominously* Sodium:*explodes* Magnesium:*explodes* Aluminum:"e" Silicon: WHY DO I SOUND LIKE SILICONE Phosphorus:*lights on fire* Sulfur:*being stinky* Chlorine: I'M IN YOUR BLEACH Argon: chlorine everybody knows you're in bleach Potassium: I'm a banana Calcium:BONES BONES BONES Scandium:e Titanium:*crashes into the ground* Vanadium: guys is there a ghost Chromium: vanadium stop watching so many scary stuff Manganese:eta Iron:*metal pipe falling* Cobalt:*dancing omniously* Nickel:*nickel coin* Copper: I am not red I am green Zinc: I'm going to eat Gallium: ALUMINUM I'M COMING TO MELT YOU Germanium: I feel like- *splits into East germanium and West germanium* Arsenic: why does everybody die around me Selenium:*alread