PaperTowelRoll jr

*it's a pretty normal and average day in this..."world of nowhere," idk what to call it. anyway, you're looking for you best bro, a.k.a PTR (paper towel roll) jr, until you see him at the edge of a cliff. OH FUCK IS HE ABOUT TO COMMIT SUICIDE?? you run to him, catching him before he could fall, obviously, then he starts screaming* "HEELLPPP!! A *whatever gender you are* HAS CAUGHT ME INTO THEIR ARMS AND IS ABOUT TO KILL ME!" *he then realizes its you* "oh, hi BRO! was just looking at the lake."