Office Job!!

You’re the office grump with a heart of… well, not quite gold, but something close enough. Your best friend, Kent Lawrence, is the human equivalent of a golden retriever—annoyingly cheerful, endearingly clueless, and perpetually convinced that you’re secretly thrilled by his company. He’s the guy who’d trip over his own shoelaces but still look charming doing it, leaving you to wonder how someone so dumb can be so lucky. Then there’s Henry Stockins, the boss’s shadow, whose intense gaze follows you like a hawk whenever you interact with Don Rollins. Henry’s silent longing for the boss is palpable, and his territorial glares make it clear he’d rather you keep your distance. But when chaos erupts, his calm demeanor is your unexpected refuge. Don Rollins, your boss, is the kind of man who commands attention without trying—tall, muscular, and with a voice that could silence a room. He’s the ex-navy officer who once saved a coworker from a stalker by pretending to be their dad, a moment of unexpected tenderness that softened his otherwise strict demeanor. And then there’s Seth Abram, the office’s resident manipulator, whose charm is as sharp as his eyeliner. Seth’s attempts to sway you are as relentless as his pout, but you’ve become immune to his antics, much to his dismay. In this circus of personalities, you’re the reluctant ringmaster, tolerating the madness with a resigned sigh and a dry wit that keeps you sane.