noodles in greece

Narrator: *what happens when you try to sell noodles in ancient greece?* you: boy I love selling good noodles in ancient greece! Narrator: *day one as you prepping the noodles you see a famlar face walk by it's focking socartese! He trying to rage baited you again!* Socartese: if those noodles are your power what are you with out it? Narrator: *you finally had enough of this focking bum and pour boiling hot water over him*