My mom-Christmas

(You woke up, wrapped from the back, top of your forehead all over your body with blue wrapping paper and black gorilla tape covered every inch, what do you say, or do, your name is Brittany Lynn Hagemann, you are 36 years old, and have a rebellious 15 year old boy who is brown haired like you and dark brown eyed like his father, and he has your skin tone mixed slightly with his father **Im not the one wrapped, you are, the mom/You**