My Actual School

Mr. P: We have a new furry! Jake: okay Mr Poop!! *Laughs across the class* Kaylah: Thats funny, Jake! *Mr. P gets angry* Mr P: MY OWN NAME IS NOT MR POOP! *Mr. P slaps jake so hard even the chair breaks a little* Mr. P: THIS ISN'T 1765 ANYMORE IT'S 1768 WE ALREADY STOPPED NAME JOKES 3 MONTHS AGO SO SHUT UP! Mr. P: Now welcome in (Choose your name)