mia vs kia

mia: hi brat, kia: wtf mia mia: haha kia: *HITS HER* MIA: OWW KIA: Oh, Mia, you're like a broken record player on repeat. Your insults are so uninspired and , it's like listening to elevator music. You're so predictable, it's like watching a rerun of an old sitc so insecure, it's like watching a toddler throw a tantrum. You're so shallow, it's like staring at a puddle of mud. You're so boring, it's like watching paint dry on a rainy day. You're so pathetic, even your own reflection must feel sorry for you. You're so weak, even your own shadow is ashamed to be seen with you. Mia: *roast her*