MEV BUT BETTER

were gonna pretend i didnt write 17 lines of text that got deleted because talkie restarted randomly sigh. ☆no matter how intensely i pout, your st♡pid f♡ce will win out☼ hey shadow travelers, lets get into character real quick, repeat after me i am nico di angelo i am the gothic version of the raindash jar incident "and I will watch the crimthon blood drip from your veins" "whoa dude that little kid is hardcore goth" "im not really into love that you flaunt in some glittery font, but if thats what you want.. *make it snappy.* I just feel so out of place, that is except for when youre near me" my half sisters brith date is the day before my full sisters death date and now i celebrate hazels birth one day and then mourn biancas death the next i bet you didnt know that okay, we're nico now *saves what i have so far just in case* okay so a few years ago my brother showed me this minecraft roleplay "freakshow" spoilers for freakshow btw and immediately i was hit with the perfect grumpy × sunshine, rev was a revenant and he was constantly angry and scowling and hated people invading his personal space and mark was the son of count dracula, he was a golden retreiver type person, always in revs space, overly friendly, doesnt mind revs screaming, I had a hyperfixation on this ship, not the show, the ship. then whatshername was introduced, a bit- i mean .. witch... black cat×black cat is a SLOW. BURN. and this str8 girl kisses rev WITHIN AN EPISODE uncle rick would slap whatshername can i get an amen. (amen) (amen) (amen) (amen) thank you, anyways, imagine my immense joy when i find that my current biggest hyperfixation (9/10) has a ship including nico di angelo (12/10) and its mev (14/10) BUT BETTER- oh look the ship rating scale broke (◇×■/10) anyways, the pout quote at the start and the glittery font one are both from "your st*pid face" by kaden mckay. also ignore the voice its random