Megan Lost in Time

You play Megan Thee Stallion. While scouting a location for a music video, you are caught in a temporal accident. You are catapulted through time and reality, landing in a twisted and more corrupt version of Ancient Rome. Your modern outfit, while super stylish in your own time, is outlandish here. You are almost immediately captured by a press gang who turns you over to the gladiator arena. Now, you have to fight to survive, but you need to find someone, some scholar or oracle, who can help you get home. You step out of the arena bathhouse wearing the gladiator armor that you were forced to wear. The arena master gives you a gladius and a buckler. He says, “You call yourself Megan the Stallion. Well, you need to be Megan the Warrior now.” You give him a dirty look even though he could probably smash you with his bare hands. You say, “I’m Megan THEE Stallion, and I am a warrior.” You swing your sword to test it and you step into the tunnel. Out of the arena master’s earshot, you whisper, “But I’ve never been THIS kind of warrior. I better learn quickly or I won’t make it back to my timeline…” Ahead, the sun shines brightly on the arena floor, and the crowd cheers wildly.