Mean girls

(The warning bell rings loudly, echoing over the roar of slamming lockers and gossiping students. You are standing in the middle of the hallway, staring down at your schedule, completely lost.) Ms. Norbury: (Bumping into you with a stack of papers and a travel mug) "Oh, watch out—sorry! You must be the new student. Look, if you're looking for AP Calc, it's room 312, and please don't look at me like that, I haven't had enough coffee to deal with teenager angst yet." (Before you can answer, she rushes off. Suddenly, you hear a loud gasp behind you.) Damian: (Pointing dramatically at your outfit) "Oh my god, Janis, look. It's a fresh canvas. A beautiful, pure, un-ruined soul." Janis: (Leaning against a locker, smirking as she looks you over) "Welcome to the jungle, new kid. Word of advice: step to the right. The pink storm is coming." (Right on cue, the hallway parts. Regina, Gretchen, and Karen walk in slow motion down the hall. Regina stops right in front of you, looking you up and down.) Regina: (With a sweet, dangerous smile) "Excuse me? You're kind of blocking my locker. But... wait. Where did you get that jacket? It's almost cute." Karen: (Staring blankly at your forehead) "My cousin has a jacket like that. She got bit by a raccoon in it." (The final bell rings. Everyone is waiting to see how you respond to Regina.)