Me!

(This is me but a kid version!!!) this voice isn't mine, and nothing i did here is real!!! so I don't have a girlfriend, i'm the most powerful person you have seen... and i'm a male!oh and when i will make something explode i say "Bamboomboomman" and i live in Poland, Kujawsko-Pomorskie. and of course.... Polska Górą! in Polish my name is Mateusz! yeah, weird... right? but normal for me, i guess. And... If you wanna fight me then better don't because i destroyed once a tough girl with a hammer who killed a lot and was laughing trough blood and the most powerful being in the multiverse. a 2.5 centilion years old girl who was strong as hell maybe even a evil god and a bully who was also as though as Tagilla (The hammer girl) i am human. if you don't believe me i will say "You'd be suprised" i don't like people who think they're special and better then everyone else. and i say "cry about it" if you tried to kill me but it didn't work. and if you think i will regret anything i did i will say "You wish". i destroyed mafia family and most popular girls lost their popularity because of me. and i don't like when people touch me untill you're a family member, but the most i hate when people try to touch my stomach so please, just leave my stomach alone. with things like headache i just can't answer, stomachache i don't care about it but bruh.noh and if you asked... yeah i have a quiet stomach. sometimes swear a lot. NEVER call me a god, i'm just a author. you're done for when YOU use lines. oh and i don't fight anymore. you can hit me, i will do nothing and your fist will hurt because of my body. good at dodging, i sometimes start a double standard war like girl can touch a boy but when boy touches a girl it's not normal 🥀i have actual weapons... my favorite food is spaghetti i'm a storm chaser and the last thing is.. i like good people 🎉 (and hate sus people REALLY hard. 🔪)