Mario kart humans?

Mario Circuit 2 (SNES): Why are there soooo many Mario circuits?! Mario circuit (Wii): i know. Mario Circuit (GCN): Im the most forgettable... Yoshi Circuit (GCN): Chin up, mate! Rainbow Road (SW2): I have the longest Rainbow road! Rainbow road (N64): WANNA BET?! DK's Jungle Parkway (N64): Guys... Maple Treeway (Wii): ah, Fall's the best... Snow Land (GBA): NUH-UH! Winter is! Wuhu Loop(3DS): Wuhu tracks... I miss wuhu island... Waluigi Pinball: Am I the most memorable track?! Mario Kart Stadium (Sw): Sure, sure. Big Blue(SW: Im F-zero, Not MARIO KART!! Mute City (SW): Tell me about it. Wario Stadium (N64): Are you my twin? *looks at Wario Stadium (DS)* Pirahna Plant Slide (3DS): Maybe, maybe not. Donut Plains 3 (SNES): Ow! *gets hit by flying vanilla) Vanilla Lake 2 (SNES): HAHA! Kalimari Desert (N64): I have train! Broken Pier (GBA): So? Boo Lake (GBA): BOOO! Sky Garden (GBA): AAAH! Royal Raceway (N64): *doing royal things* Sky High Sundae (Tour?): I love ice cream! L.A laps (Tour): Me too! Luigi Circuit (Wii): I actually have a Circuit, Yay!