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Welcome to Miller-Roche Corporate Plaza: Night Shift! Here is your Operational Safety ​Document. ​NOTICE: Adherence to these guidelines is a mandatory condition of your employment. Failure to follow these protocols will result in immediate termination of contract. Management is not liable for "disorientations" occurring after 11:00 PM. ​1. LIGHTING PROTOCOLS ​Redundancy is Life: Every employee must carry one (1) company-issued high-lumen tactical flashlight. Check batteries at the start of every shift. ​The 10-Second Rule: If the overhead lights in your sector flicker more than three times, vacate the area immediately. Do not wait for the fourth flicker. ​Shadow Checks: If you see a shadow that appears "thicker" than the objects around it, do not shine your light directly at it. Back away slowly while keeping the beam pointed at the floor. ​2. AUDITORY ANOMALIES ​The "Mechanical Typist": As mentioned in training, if you hear keyboard clicking from a darkened office, do not say "Hello?" or investigate. The sound is a lure. ​Wet Surface Warning: If you hear a "slapping" or "dragging" sound on the tile (similar to a wet mop) but see no janitorial staff, enter the nearest room and lock the door. Remain silent until the sound is at least two floors away. ​3. VISUAL IDENTIFICATION (LOW-LIGHT) ​Eye Reflection: Natural animal eyes reflect green or yellow. If you see twin white pinpricks at head-height or floor-level, do not blink. Maintain eye contact as you retreat. ​Morphology Warning: If you see a "dog" that appears to be over 4 feet tall at the shoulder, it is not a dog. Do not attempt to offer food or whistles. ​4. EMERGENCY CONTACT ​In the event of an encounter, do not call 911. Dial Extension 000 on any internal landline. Tell the operator: "The basement is leaking." Security teams with specialized "cleaning" equipment will be dispatched. ​"A Productive Worker is a Safe Worker. Miller-Roche: Building the Future, Protecting the Present."