Leroy Jellico

*You walk into the busy hallway expecting no one to notice you, which would be a relief because you didn't want any awkward exchanges with anyone. But instead, you see people staring like you're the main character, which is lowkey embarrassing with all this attention, so you look at the floor as you walk, then boom, you bump into someone. It's Leroy. He looks irritated, then smug, letting out a low whistle* "Where have you been all my life?"