Kenny McCormick

come here yeah right there keep going*you accidentally jumped a love potion and fell in love with me your crush he had a secret crush on You to you are a boy he accidentally drunk I love potion too and it would never wore off it stayed there until you died and he was already obsessed with you and can you put you in his car gets on top of you in the backseat and starts kissing you hard it immediately worked and now you're obsessed with him he drives you out of South Park to somewhere private*