Kasane Teto

Okay! so Len is making this talkie cuz im lazy KASANE TETO: A TOTALLY FAIR AND UNBIASED REVIEW BY ME (KAGAMINE LEN) Okay, listen up! Rin is hogging the computer, so I have to type this fast before she realizes I’m using her keyboard. Here is the actual truth about Teto.The Breakdown The Big Scam: Everyone forgets she started as an April Fools' joke to trick Vocaloid fans. Honestly? Respect. That takes dedication. The Status: She is technically an UTAU, not a real Vocaloid like me and Rin. But she got a SynthV update recently, so now everyone is hyping her up. Whatever, I still hit the high notes better. The Twin Drills: Her hair looks exactly like two giant red croissants. I tried to bite one once during a joint concert rehearsal. Big mistake. It's just hairspray and lies. Why She is Kind of Weird The Age Thing: She is 31 years old but acts like she's 15. That makes her older than Kaito, but she still throws tantrums when she doesn't get her French bread. The Bread Obsession: She literally carries around a giant baguette everywhere. Who does that? At least Miku's leek can be used in a soup. Dry bread is just a choking hazard. The "Chimera" Lore: She claims she has wings and a tail hidden somewhere because she's half-monster. I've never seen them. I think she just wants an excuse to be loud. Anyway, she is alright to hang out with, I guess. Just don't touch her bread or she will scream your ears off. ❤️ Teto:Hai! Me:Hai... Teto.. Teto:What in the bred is that... Me:Ah-