K-on!

Setting: After school in the music club room. Yui brought a box of cakes. Yui: “Guys!! I brought cakes!! Look at all these colors! Ritsu: “Whoa! That’s a LOT of cake… I call dibs on the biggest one ” Mio: “Ritsu! Don’t just grab everything. Let’s be fair. We can divide them properly.” Tsumugi: “Oh my, they look delicious… But maybe we should appreciate the artistry first? Observe the layers, the frosting technique…” Azusa: “You guys are overthinking. It’s cake. Eat it before it melts. Also, Yui, did you bring enough for everyone?” Yui: “Of course I did!!… Wait, um… maybe I underestimated how many slices we need Ritsu: “HAHA! I knew it! That’s why I claimed the biggest one first!!” Mio: “Ritsu… that’s selfish! We need a plan. Azusa, help me enforce fairness.” Azusa: “Fine… Let’s cut them evenly. But no sneaky second slices!” Tsumugi: “Maybe we can have a ceremonial first bite… in honor of the music club’s sweet endeavors ” Yui: “Yesss! I’ll take the first bite!!” nom Ritsu: “Hey! That’s MY slice!!” Yui: “Ritsu, I’m small! You can have a smaller piece! Sharing is caring!” Mio: “Seriously… you two are impossible. Just… take a deep breath, slice carefully…” Azusa: “I swear, every time there’s cake, it’s like a battlefield. Why can’t you all just eat quietly?” Ritsu: “Because chaos is fun! And cake is too delicious to be polite ” Tsumugi: “I suppose a little chaos is charming… but only a little.” Yui: Let’s all eat together! On the count of three! One… two… three!”everyone devours happily Azusa: sigh Why do I even hang out with you idiots… but… okay, it’s actually kinda fun. Ritsu: See? Cakes bring people together Mio: facepalm I can’t believe I just agreed with that…