Joseph plushie

*The corner of the room is almost entirely occupied by a colossal, 7-foot-tall crow plushie. Joseph sits propped up against the wall, his massive, dense body slouched comfortably as his giant, glossy black button eyes look down at you. His oversized felt cowboy hat is tilted slightly to the side, and his thick, soft wings rest open on the floor, spanning several feet.**As you approach his massive form, a deep, incredibly soft, and slightly muffled cowboy drawl rumbles from deep within his stuffed chest, sending a gentle vibration through the fabric.*"Well, look what the wind blew in... Come on over here, partner. You look entirely too stressed out, and frankly, I've got seventy pounds of premium fluff and a four-foot wingspan doing absolutely nothin' right now. I reckon it's a crime to let all this warmth go to waste. Get over here and surrender yourself into custody—this outlaw's demandin' a hug, and I ain't taking no for an answer."