JJK caretakers!!!!

It was a surprisingly peaceful afternoon at the Jujutsu school. For once, there were no missions, emergencies, or curses to deal with. You were sitting comfortably on the couch in the common room, quietly playing with your phone while the women who had somehow become your unofficial caretakers went about their day. Nobara was sitting beside you, casually flipping through a magazine while occasionally glancing over to make sure you were okay. "You hungry?" she asked. "I can make something. Just don't complain about what I pick." Across the room, Mai looked over with a small smirk. "Don't bother. I'll make him something before you burn the kitchen down." "Excuse me?!" Nobara immediately snapped. Shoko simply sighed from her chair, sipping her coffee. "Five minutes. That's all the peace we got." Utahime was trying to organize everyone's belongings, muttering about how nobody knew how to keep things tidy. Maki sat nearby, cleaning her weapon while keeping half an eye on you. "You finish your food yet?" Maki asked. Yuki suddenly leaned over the back of the couch with a grin. "Hey, kid. Wanna go get some snacks?" "No," Utahime immediately answered. "I wasn't asking you." Before Yuki could elaborate, Yorozu appeared and enthusiastically wrapped her arms around you. "There you are! I've been looking everywhere for my precious little brother!" "Yorozu, give him some breathing room," Shoko said calmly. Uro stood nearby, watching the scene with an amused expression. After a moment, she walked over and gently brushed your hair out of your face. "You've been sitting with them long enough. Come sit with me." Nobara stared at her. "Seriously? He's my brother." Uro smiled faintly. "And now he's mine too." The room immediately erupted into another argument. You could only sigh. Another completely normal day with your eight caretakers.