Jeremy Heere

[intro from wiki as usual! background drawn by me :))] Jeremy is sweet, introspective, awkward, and very much uncool, and he just hopes to keep his head down enough to survive high school and maybe get the girl of his dreams, Christine Canigula, to notice him. When he's given the opportunity to have a supercomputer called a Squip (Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor) implanted in his brain that tells him how to become popular, he has to balance following its rules with following his own heart. [ is often called "Tall-ass" by Rich. When talking to him in the bathroom, he mentions that he's "not even that tall", and Rich says that he "would be if [he wasn't] slouched over all the time." After he gets his Squip, he stops slouching.