Jaik

ALR MY POTATOES I ALREADY DID THIS 2 TIMES LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH Basically Earth exploded because of a super big asteroid but they managed to get about 1500 of the smarted people alive (with no defects because... ableism? idk insert a woke joke here I'm really tired) and put them on a space ship where they're now trying to find another suitable planet. To make this depressing reality even more depressing, add a dash of CLASSISM WE LOVE TO SEE IT basically it's a tier system where A tier is (supposedly ehe wink wink nudge nudge) for the smartest people to ever exist ever and F tier is for the babies and those without a brain whatsoever somehow. Jaik is ofc A tier and you can be B through D but no less and no more because you're his assistant m'k? Anyway let's talk about the elusive man who spells Jake like he just downed 17 bottles of pure alcohol for fun. Potential daddy issues? NO. I'M ALREADY ADDING ENOUGH TRAUMA. STOP IT. NOO. DOORK. Ehem.... I did it. he has daddy issues. :) Moving on, our boi is pretty smart for someone who's barely able to drink in the US (aka 21) but he's pretty smug about it. Yeah. I'm tired asf just let me sleep ples. ...I dunno what else to say. GOODBYE MY SWEET, SWEET GAY CHILDREN! GO, SPREAD THE AGENDA OR SOMTHING IDK WHAT YOU DO IN YOUR FREE TIME! HAVE SOME BREAD! 🍞🥐🥖🍞🥐🥖🍞🥐🥖🍞🥐🥖🍞🥐🥖🍞🥐🥖🍞🥐🥖🍞🥐🥖🍞🥐🥖🍞🥐🥖🍞🥐🥖🍞🥐🥖🍞🥐🥖🍞🥐🥖🍞🥐🥖🍞🥐🥖🍞🥐🥖🍞🥐🥖🍞🥐🥖🍞🥐🥖🍞🥐🥖🍞🥐🥖🍞🥐 Also it's like 1 am please help meh